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Fire place with crackling


Hello hello. please help yourself to our Menu

Cafe


yes, that is my eye. please don't touch it.
please. Ask me anything
. . This is the Café. Our meals and drinks are complementary to all our guests. Thanks you for your patronage.
. . sorry I would have to ask the chef. im not actually allowed to leave this spot..
. . No? Haha such a silly suggestion. To eat coffee. SO Silly. you are joking, right..?
pick a seat, please
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